If you haven’t been paying attention to the news; congrats, you’ve probably got better blood pressure than the rest of us. But if you have, you may have noted; white guys are kinda ruining everything. So here’s a humorous list of of things to say that will throw them off their game just a little before they mansplain to you why “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” will win the Oscar for Best Picture. I feel like I should say that this is obviously a humor based post; but I bet I’ll still get someone DM-ing me about “not all white men” bull…either way try these out.
Here are some things I like to say to mess with white guys.
I think Tarantino is over rated
Who is Bon Jovi
I’ve never been into cars
Beer is weird; have you had a Mike’s Hard Lemonade?
I still don’t get why football is so great.
I can’t tell Joel Egerton and Aaron Eckhart apart. Which one was the guy in the Matrix?
My favorite Batman? Oh that’s easy, George Clooney
I’ve never seen a Wes Anderson movie
Sunblock? What’s that?
I can tell by your posture your grandparents owned slaves
